Us: “Is there anything we can help you find today?”
You: “Actually, yeah. I’m looking for a hat that says, ‘I just schlepped a heavy cart full of my family’s needless junk down half a mile of Atlantic beachfront, and now I’m just gonna put my hands on my hips and scope out the scenery for a bit.’”
Us: *Points to this product listing.* “Yep. We’ve got just the thing.”
