• Soft sweatshorts with ‘Mild & Muenster’ embroidered detail, 7.5-inch inseam, elastic waistband with drawstring, and side pockets – mellow comfort meets bold cheese pun style from Grater Things.
  • The back of the Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts is clean and simple, designed with a smooth finish and no extra stitching or pockets. The minimal look keeps things relaxed and versatile perfect for laid-back days and melty moods.
  • The Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts feature a small, minimalist “grater” logo on the front, subtly printed or embroidered for a clean look. It adds a cheeky touch of character without overpowering the laid-back design.
  • The waist of the Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts features a soft elastic band for all-day comfort, paired with adjustable drawstring tussles for a flexible fit. Whether you're lounging or on the move, it's made to stay cozy without compromising style.
  • The Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts feature a soft, elastic waistband that provides a comfortable and secure fit, keeping the look clean and effortlessly laid-back.
  • The ending part of the Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts features a clean, straight hem that hits just above the knee. It offers a relaxed finish with a casual drape perfect for everyday lounging or stepping out in cheesy comfort.
  • The Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts sport a tiny “grater” logo on the front quietly bold and full of flavor. Like a secret ingredient, it’s a playful nod to the brand’s cheesy charm, tucked neatly into a minimal, laid-back design.
  • The Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts come with discreet side pockets, seamlessly built into the design for a clean look. Perfect for stashing snacks, keys, or just your hands these pockets keep it functional without losing the chill vibe.
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Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts 7.5" Inseam 😶‍🌫️

Mild & Muenster Sweatshorts 7.5" Inseam 😶‍🌫️

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These longer sweatshorts are for those who prefer a little more "Mild" than "Muenster.”

They’re the Abbott to your Costello, the Watson to your Sherlock, or the Wozniak to your Jobs: reliable, balanced, and always dialed in. Perfect for slow mornings, steady routines, and being the grounded half of any duo. 🗿

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Born from a love of wit and wordplay, Grater Things creates premium comfortwear to wrap you in comfort and cheesy delight.

Spoiler alert: these sweatshorts are about to be your favorite. Here’s why.

🩳 Heather Gray Premium Heavyweight Fleece Fabric (350 gsm)
🎨 Embroidered Design
🧶 Fleecy material made from an 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester blend. Feels cozy and thick (but not too thick).
💊 Anti-pill fabric means none of those annoying little fuzz balls get everywhere. Guaranteed to maintain its shape and softness, even after countless washes.
📏 Fits true to size. Check out our sizing chart below 👇 
🫧 Wash in cold water and dry on medium heat. They will shrink if you challenge them to an Agni Kai…so don’t do that. Obviously.

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