If a black hole is a singularity from which no light can escape, then what’s this black hoodie? It’s a singularity from which no discomfort can escape. Wearing it won’t stretch you out like spaghetti, but you’ll definitely feel like stretching out with some spaghetti. 🍝
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Our cartoon cheese grater logo might be goofy, but our mission is to help you feel comfy and confident everywhere you go—from a lazy Sunday couch nap to your next ambitious idea.
If you’re going to be the proud parent of this hoodie, then you should probably know more than just its name.
👕 Galactic Black Premium Heavyweight Fleece Fabric (350 gsm) 🎨 Embroidered Design 🧶 Fleecy material made from an 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester blend. Feels cozy and thick (but not too thick). 💊 Anti-pill fabric means none of those annoying little fuzz balls get everywhere. Guaranteed to maintain its shape and softness, even after countless washes. 📏 This style of hoodie is already oversized. Order true to size. 🫧 Wash in cold water and dry on medium heat. It will shrink if you leave it in a toaster—in Hell…so don’t do that. Obviously.
